February 2011
“What’s that? Not me, fuck that, I’m a cat.”
January 2011
V A N I L L A
cortexerati:
if you smell like vanilla, i will sniff you forever.
I’m going to finish shoveling the snow in the driving today.
and then.
I’m going to build the most magnificent snow fort in the world!
I wish Tumblr was like connected to our closets...
nakedlawrence:
BEST IDEA EVERRRRA
“I’m sorry. I didn’t know you were coming or I’d have cleaned up a little more....”
– Audrey Niffenegger (via thechocolatebrigade)
There are two types of greetings:
teenbullshit:
merrystalker:
Friends:
Best friends:
LMFAO AT THE BESTFRIENDS ONE omfg.
Facebook...
jussyourjew:
victoriarrobino:
no notifications
your ex looks adorable, and has a new girlfriend
someone tries and starts a poke war
reading some ones fight
1 new message from your crush
somebody posts something rude aimed you
mohammed akajamalarmaladee adds you…
looking through some skanks thousands of selfies
reading some bitches song lyric status
people post ”getting...
When my parents go out without inviting me
caitlynreed:
deanantonio:
Now
When I was little
LOL
